
40-year old Woman (now known as 40)40: Teens nowadays, sad.
50: Why? Why?
40: My 16 year old niece pregnant and for 5 months!!! (with that an ah pek woke up from his slumber and listened attentively)
50: Wah biang.
40: Ya lor ya lor. Problem is she THINKS she knows who the father is.
50: WHAT???!!! THINK ONLY.
40: Ya lor ya lor. She say last year around September she do then period never come. went for pregnancy test. CONFIRM PREGNANT. She used the test kit from expensive to cheapo ones all POSITIVE. Then went to gynae, gynae say pregnant, some more can give her delivery date.
50: Wah lau eh. How?
40: How? Like that lor? Problem is the father of the child died in motorcycle accident.
50: '...'.
Me: ???!!!???!!!???!!!
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Uncle in green shirt, shorts and shoes looking at a bunch of nubile This Fashion-wearing gals.

I am getting confused.
Was asking me mum about her discipling us as kids, you know she was this fierce and almost ferocious person adn when she unleashes her anger, Singapore was turned upside down, floods pervades and those poor citizens hung on to their lives (ok ok I am just kidding) but she was strict.
Anyway, now that she's a grangma I asked her about the difference between being a mum and a grandmum, she said when we were young when she scolded or punished us, she felt anger, now that she's a grandmum when she scolds my nephew, she felt pain.
Dunno about you ppl out there but my self-esteem just went a notch lower.
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This is what happens when the stress level get waaaaaaaaaay tooooo high. You either throw your tempers around till everyone bounce off the walls or you take a cardboard box cut a smiling face and make everyone laughed till they also bounce off the walls.
The two bags which are a tad casual for working.
This bag "scared" my aunties who said that it does not suit my "image" (of a "sultry" model, just kidding). They persuaded me to buy a bag/s that would better suit my new "image". Being the good and obedient (sp?) gal that I am, I acquiesced and complied. As the Chinese always say, "Respect your elders" and bought the bags below.
Now! Are these bags hot like what? They look like "giganto" versions of unedible Godiva chocalates. Don't you just wanna lick it? Hahaha. Aren't I a good gal? Hehehehe.