40: Teens nowadays, sad.
50: Why? Why?
40: My 16 year old niece pregnant and for 5 months!!! (with that an ah pek woke up from his slumber and listened attentively)
50: Wah biang.
40: Ya lor ya lor. Problem is she THINKS she knows who the father is.
50: WHAT???!!! THINK ONLY.
40: Ya lor ya lor. She say last year around September she do then period never come. went for pregnancy test. CONFIRM PREGNANT. She used the test kit from expensive to cheapo ones all POSITIVE. Then went to gynae, gynae say pregnant, some more can give her delivery date.
50: Wah lau eh. How?
40: How? Like that lor? Problem is the father of the child died in motorcycle accident.
50: '...'.
Me: ???!!!???!!!???!!!
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