Conversation Overheard Uncle in green shirt, shorts and shoes looking at a bunch of nubile This Fashion-wearing gals.

Uncle: 'Scuse me. If I want to go to Choa Chu Kang, where do I stop ah?
Gal: Choa Chu Kang.
Uncle: And I want to go to Bukit Batok, I stop where ah?
Gal: Bukit Batok.
Uncle: Ah....If I want to go to Yio Chu Kang leh?
Gal: Uncle, you can ask Control Station.
Uncle: But Control Station no fun leh.
Me: ...!!!...???...!!!

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