Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Journey To A Hair Cut
So I decided to go for a hair cut, I walked in unexpectingly to this JY hair salon, the peeps at the reception looked at me as if I was some sort of scientific experiment for them to experiment on. This should set my antennas up, the first thing they said was that my hair was dry ( i was thinking yes of course it's dry, I didn't wash my hair what, bodoh). Then they commented that my black hair was becoming very obvious (of course what, you think I ang mo, issit? Sepak his kepala 10 times than he know).
Then he asked the shampoo girl to wash my hair (you think I have lice, issit? (Sepak his bola than he know).
Anyway the shampoo girl had loooong fingernails because she keep digging it into my scalp, I was waiting for my blood to flow). Then she kept pouring dunno what unto my head. Then keep asking my rhetorical questions like, "Pain or not?"
After that, the hair stylist asked me to choose the hair colour I want, for every colour I chose, he shook his head (then you asked me to choose, sepak his bola 10 more times than he know).
Finally, I asked him to "recommend". He "recommended" than say I will look more fresh (why you think I stale like bread issit? Sepak his kepala 20 more times and bola 10 more times than he know what fresh is).
Then he said I needed ampoule on my head, then I was thinking why he wanna put a bottle on top of my head, then he broke the ampoule and pour the contents on my head. Say you wanna put serum or solution on my head lah. Ampoule, ampoule. You think gun ah? Orang gila.
Then he took scissors and cut my hair, a bit here, a bit there. He say he cut then my hair will bob, thin here and there. Aiyah, cut cut lah, bob bob bob. Bob Hope is it? Or Bobbi Brown? Tsk. Then keep saying I will look fresh. Speak bola and kepala 30 times, then I will buy kelapa and give it to him.
Anyway, the end product is the picture on top. . Ya lor, very thin at the sides. Dunno how fresh but I never wash my hair after he cut that's why the hair stick to my sides.
¶ 3:19 PM 
Then he asked the shampoo girl to wash my hair (you think I have lice, issit? (Sepak his bola than he know).
Anyway the shampoo girl had loooong fingernails because she keep digging it into my scalp, I was waiting for my blood to flow). Then she kept pouring dunno what unto my head. Then keep asking my rhetorical questions like, "Pain or not?"
After that, the hair stylist asked me to choose the hair colour I want, for every colour I chose, he shook his head (then you asked me to choose, sepak his bola 10 more times than he know).
Finally, I asked him to "recommend". He "recommended" than say I will look more fresh (why you think I stale like bread issit? Sepak his kepala 20 more times and bola 10 more times than he know what fresh is).
Then he said I needed ampoule on my head, then I was thinking why he wanna put a bottle on top of my head, then he broke the ampoule and pour the contents on my head. Say you wanna put serum or solution on my head lah. Ampoule, ampoule. You think gun ah? Orang gila.
Then he took scissors and cut my hair, a bit here, a bit there. He say he cut then my hair will bob, thin here and there. Aiyah, cut cut lah, bob bob bob. Bob Hope is it? Or Bobbi Brown? Tsk. Then keep saying I will look fresh. Speak bola and kepala 30 times, then I will buy kelapa and give it to him.
Anyway, the end product is the picture on top. . Ya lor, very thin at the sides. Dunno how fresh but I never wash my hair after he cut that's why the hair stick to my sides.
¶ 3:19 PM
