Monday, December 12, 2005
The Art of Eating Pre-Packaged Birds' Nest
Firstly, wait for the Birds' Nest to be warmed up and harassed everyone around you as to when the Birds' Nest will be ready while sitting impatiently on the chair.
Secondly, keep checking every nano second if the bottle is warm enough.
Thirdly, after the birds' nest is warmed up, you pour it into a porcelain bowl and gobble it up.
Fourthly, if you are unable to scoop up the remnants, you pour it into your mouth.
Finally, after eating the birds' nest you wash it down with some warm water.
¶ 3:17 PM 
Firstly, wait for the Birds' Nest to be warmed up and harassed everyone around you as to when the Birds' Nest will be ready while sitting impatiently on the chair.
Secondly, keep checking every nano second if the bottle is warm enough.
Thirdly, after the birds' nest is warmed up, you pour it into a porcelain bowl and gobble it up.
Fourthly, if you are unable to scoop up the remnants, you pour it into your mouth.
Finally, after eating the birds' nest you wash it down with some warm water.
¶ 3:17 PM
